TASP – fermentation edition

Today’s poem is – unlike the usual science poems presented here, and certainly unlike this LOL cat business – very serious and tragic. Moreover, this poem has (again, unlike the usual) a serious and important scientific content. Please sit still and stop grinning.

There was a young woman of Ryde,
who ate too many apples and died,
the apples fermented
inside the lamented
and made cider inside her inside.