More particle humour

A neutron walks into a bar. He says to the bartender: How much for a beer?
Bartender: For you? No charge.

(Found at New Kid on the Hallway who asked for jokes.)


  1. Wilfred

    There are 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those who do not.
    How does a physicist compute primes? 2,3,5,7,9 is a measurement error…

  2. :-)
    And of course there are two three kinds of mathematicians, those who can count and those who can’t…

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